One of our representatives recently spent a pissed off 10 minutes before his cigarette break reviewing you case. His girlfriend had just dumped him, and he found your case to be uncompelling. We appreciate how many nights you have lay awake on a tear-soaked pillow dreaming of a better future. These payments mean a lot to us, and we hope that as our valued customer, you will continue to make such payments. However, upon review of you case, we find that as of yet, your loneliness cannot be helped. We suggest you refer to our sister company FeelNot LLC for diagnosis and subsequent pharmaceutical treatment until further notice.
We thank you for your time stolen,
SINcerely,
Your Dreams
a trademark corporation of Your Future.
DION VOX
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